Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Stolen from Walt via Sasha!

The rules are simple. Go to UrbanDictionary.com and type in your answer (or the closest thing to it) to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you.

Your name: Nessa

To be an unpredictable psychotic bitch.
"Damn Bill, Jen must be pmsing today"

"Nah, shes just a nessa"


Your age: 30

porn

derived from the roman numerals xxx, meaning both 30 and porn. came around in the 21st century when members of the GPK needed code words to get past their parents. also makes it more comfortable to talk about porn.
While Steve's mom was in the room...

Alex: Hey, dudes, i found some sick ass 30 last night.

Dan: Aww no way. i got grounded from the computer cuz my parents found out about my 30

Steve: Ur a dumbshit, 30 rocks.

Giussepe: I LOVE 30!

One of your friends: April

Awesome friend
:-D
hehe
<3
APRIL IS AWESOME !!!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What should you be doing?: Editing

A new way of keeping ASS-STUPID definitions off Urbandictionary.com
Let's see if Editing will stop all these stupid definitions from getting on this site. While you're reading this--please sign my 1000 thumbs up site. Thanks. Peace out.


Your favorite food: nachos

An African American word for “Not Yours”.
Hey Man, Dat crack pipe nachos.

Hometown: San Diego, CA

San Diaaago; A whales vagina, deffiently not Saint Diego despite common belief.
I'm going to San Diego this weekend.

You nasty son of a gun

What?!?


Car you drive: PT Cruiser

really gay car, actually number one car of choice by pedophiles because kids are attracted to it because it looks like a matchbox car.
look at that homo driving that pt cruiser
more like a pt loser
i bet he fucks little boys too
lets go throw eggs at it
ok

Last person you talked to on the phone: Ryan (star jones)

A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.
Ryan is bad ass i wanna be him!

2 comments:

sassychickabea said...

OMG. Nessa. Not to knock your car but...okay, I guess this is knocking your car, but the definition for PT Cruiser was so funny. I'm 12...hee hee. By the way, did you notice that I chose "cheese" as my favorite foods thereby making an all inclusive pick that includes all things wonderful like nachos and pizza? I was so proud of me.

Walt said...

"A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag." Yup, that's my Ryan!

Your results made me laugh out loud.